STATES and other JOKES
What did Delaware to the party? Her New Jersey!
What state is named after an inquisitive Irish-Chinaman? Wyoming
Which state is named after a flowering potato? Florida
A state doing heavy laundry? Washington
Name the American state that is named after a religious service with a cold: Massachusetts
The American state name after departing iron? Oregon
Identify the state named after a urinating prisoner who is bad: Wisconsin
State identified with an Irish commenting on how small something is? Hawaii
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? Nervous wreck!
Where does a space man park his space ship? A parking meteor, of course!
Why did the sheriff arrest the suspenders? He heard they were holding up pants!
When I was a kid, I worked at a pet shop. People kept asking: How big does he get!
A Portuguese fellow visits a Polish village where the people are preparing for a religious feast by putting up poles for banners. He watches on Polish fellow using a metal measuring tape trying to measure the pole. Repeatedly the measuring tape doubles and falls. Finally, the Portuguese fellow walks up and asks the Polish man what he's doing. The Polish mane says that he forgot to measure the pole to be able to put up the rope to hold the banner. So, the Portuguese fellow suggests that he remove one pole and lay it down to measure it. The Pole looks at him and smiles saying, "I need to measure the height, not the length.